Caption (Non-) Competition

Many thanks to those of you who responded to the request for captions to accompany the photograph of a crane on the railway line at Portgower that we published in the last FNE.

Among the printable ones were:

Next time you stick your neck out, please do not TAMPER with our tracks!
Richard Ardern.

"But the satnav said 'Bear left,' officer."
Walter Plinge.

Rumours are rife that George Michael has moved to Sutherland.
Georgette Spelvin.